… was my plaintive cry, should an adult arbitrarily clip my young lughole.
“Just in case” was the inevitable response.
In that spirit, I bring you the ghost of Nanny State’s future. David Nannyron.
Much appreciation to twittist @ToryRascal
You’ll be seeing more of her, I’m sure.
AJ
Al Jahom's Final Word 
Plaintive, not plaintiff.
Gah.. too much talking to fackin’ lawyers on twitter.