A story in which everyone turns out to be an arsehole

Via Ambush Predator, this has the full triad of imbecility.

MOVIE fan Martin Smith landed in court on a racism charge after he downloaded part of the soundtrack from the 1980s comedy film Rita, Sue and Bob Too! and installed it as a ringtone on his mobile.

Martin, of Holmewood, north Derbyshire, claims friends and workmates got used to hearing the voice of an Asian actor reciting the words “I can’t help being a Paki…“.

Imbecile number 1: Anti-social pillock who thinks using samples from movies as a ringtone is clever.

I thought people stopped doing that 10 years ago. Apart from Australians, of course, but what can you say about those ?

But there’s room for plenty more stupidity in Derbyshire.

But a woman from a mixed race family wasn’t amused when Martin’s Nokia went off as she queued alongside him at a village shop.

Over-hearing the clip from the movie – which chronicles the exploits of two schoolgirls growing up on a rundown estate in Bradford – the woman went home and lodged a formal complaint with the police.

Imbecile number 2: Pecksnifferous offence-seeking cretin who runs crying to the police about someone’s idiot ringtone.

One more to go.. Imbecile number 3 please.

Officers arrested the 36-year-old at home two days later and locked him in the cells at Chesterfield for four hours before charging him with contravening race relation laws.

Ah.. the police. They can’t wait for a chance to get their frilly knickers in a twist over bullshit thought-crime, can they?

Oh well, I suppose the man arrested should be thankful that the power-crazed simians didn’t kick the shit out of him.

Magistrates fined him £191 with £85 costs for using racially aggravated threatening or insulting words or behaviour.

You want a cherry on the cake? Try this:

The court was told the unnamed woman, who was from a mixed African-Mediterranean background, overheard the ringtone while she was waiting to be served at the grocery store near Smith’s home in Holmewood.

Yep – the time-wasting bint isn’t even fucking Asian.

I despair.

Calling Steve Hughes:

”I was insulted and offended.”

“So? Nothing happens.”

AJ

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About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

3 Responses to A story in which everyone turns out to be an arsehole

  1. Angry Exile says:

    I thought people stopped doing that 10 years ago. Apart from Australians, of course, but what can you say about those ?

    Did you just offend half of Earl’s Court?

  2. Yan says:

    Quite ironic, as Holmewood is now the worst council estate in Bradford, not Buttershaw, as the film depicts. And surely the response to that line of dialogue is the racist one “You fucking can”

  3. SadButMadLad says:

    You’ll find most people who make these kind of complaints aren’t the ones personally affected by the offending item. They’re usually busy bodies who make the complaint because they “think” that someone would be offended so they “think” they are doing a favour for society and “think” that they will get praised by society for doing a good thing.

    If you allow free speech you have to allow for offending people too otherwise your speech isn’t that free. A sign of an open and free society is the right to be offended.

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