Are you ready for Phase 2?

You’ll be overjoyed.


Literally every step you take outside of the house will be regulated, measured, monitored and judged.

By the government, by the council, by anyone with a shiny reflective tabbard, and by Karen.

Do you remember how after 9/11, airline cabin crew went from being sky-waiters to sky-cunts, like they were the thin blue line between you and certain death? The people who work in B&Q are now behaving exactly that way.

You will literally want to tear people limb from limb by the time we reach summer.



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