The Great One flaps his chops today about the post-lockdown phase in Colorado.
“You’re Safer At Home” says Big Brother.
“ORLY?” Says I.
Huh. So when all those fuckwits were saying “yes but if you go walking/driving/dogging away from home, you risk an accident that will take up vital NHS resources” they weren’t considering the full picture?
Maybe they didn’t see my idiot friend drop a dumbell on her foot at home the other day.
AJ