I was on a operating table with a fist-sized hole carved out of the side of my skull, and a couple of evil geniuses doing shit to my brains with lasers.
I’m thankful and worshipful for a great many things just now, one of which that today’s madness is happening today, and not a year ago.
AJ
Al Jahom's Final Word 
Glad you made it, mate. Now stay safe.
Cheers, dude.