Do you go looking for ways you can be hated by normal sensible people or something?
Are you completely oblivious to the concept of policing by consent?
Even Cressida Dick has apparently picked up a dictionary to look up the word ‘pragmatic’. Why can’t you, you dickheads?
It’s as if they don’t realise that, overnight, they have been gifted a huge amount of public goodwill, and certainly haven’t thought about how easily they could squander that, and what happens next in that case when it’s 50,000 coppers against several million pissed-off, stir-crazy, stressed, bored, frightened Brits.
And, not to be outdone by PC Hitler, here comes the council:
Some independent shops reported that council officers had attempted to tell them what items they could and could not sell, including chocolate eggs and hot cross buns.
Speaking of which, while I was at the corner shop earlier to buy a yo-yo and some heroin, I found this:
This thing has been going on for a week and a bit… we’ve got months of it ahead of us… the silver lining is that no-one in the country will be left in any doubt at all about what a bunch of absolute dickheads we have in positions of modest authority in this country.