If I were Boris…

Hacking cough and raging fever aside, I’d want to send out a suitable message to the nation. Particularly the unsympathetic part…

If I were Boris, I’d order under emergency powers that this be played on a loop on BBC1, 2 and, translated into esperanto, on 4.

 

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