Within 24 hours of my prediction that dirty tricks are about to commence, here we are.
Police were called to the home of Boris Johnson and his partner Carrie Symonds in the early hours of Friday morning after a neighbour heard screaming during an apparent row between the couple.
Miss Symonds was reportedly heard telling Mr Johnson to “get off me” and “get out of my flat”.
A neighbour living next door to Mr Johnson made a recording of the row before dialling 999, saying they were concerned for Miss Symonds’ safety.
The neighbour, who is not identified, then passed the recording to the left-wing Guardian newspaper.
Well, kick me in the balls and call me Georgie. Who didn’t see that coming?