Ed Miliband, whose party is widely acknowledged to retain an unfair advantage in terms of Scottish MPs’ votes on English matters, refuses to countenance righting this wrong, on the basis that the Conservatives’ desire to do so is a matter of ‘narrow party advantage’.
And that, Ed, is why I would like to see you, and every single one of your political compatriots, tied to a lamppost in Parliament square and bum-raped by a rabid rhinoceros.
AJ
Al Jahom's Final Word 
Have to be a pretty frustrated and desperately “gagging for it” rhino.
Does it have to be rabid? Will merely syphilitic do?