The most snivelling spineless little shit you’d never heard of…

Like me, you’d probably never heard of Jake Morrison until a few weeks back. He tweets using the handle @eiJake, and at the age of 21 he is the self-proclaimed “youngest ever councillor in Liverpool”. ‘Never far from drama’ says his twitter bio.

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Jake is an independent councillor, having had a high-profile falling out with the Liverpool Labour Party. He was suspended from the party for perfectly reasonable disciplinary reasons after he had a public fight with a local Labour MP and others in the party on social media, in the local newspapers and on TV. He flounced off and resigned from the party amid a flurry of screeching, demanding an apology from Labour Party leader Ed Miliband for “unfounded allegations about his character”.

Specifically, these allegations were written in a letter from Luciana Berger MP to the Mayor of Liverpool, complaining about Jake’s “lack of teamwork and respect”.

The Labour Party looked into matters and local Labour Party organiser Andy Smith wrote to Jake to tell him that there would be no apology, and suggested he fuck in an offward direction.

So, Jake became an independent councillor, and embarked on a campaign to unseat the Labour Mayor of Liverpool via a petition, as well as vouching to stand against Ms Berger at the next parliamentary elections.

He also faced the prospect of the Mayor of Liverpool taking legal action against him for making apparently fallacious public claims about him and his handling of the débacle Jake had initiated with his flouncing, screeching and “LOOK AT ME” arm waving.

This was in late 2013.

By March 2014, Jake was in talks with the Mayor of Liverpool about rejoining the Labour Party and coming back into the fold.

So Jake’s a bit all over the place and prone to outbursts of screeching – even at those who ought to be his close allies and hold the keys to his political future, wherein he clearly aspires to rule over us all.

Sooner or later, someone so brittle and prone to comical public outbursts of self-righteousness and self-pity was bound to come to the attention of those on twitter who like to yank the chains of the precious ones. On this occasion it was Old Holborn (currently at @HolbornWins).

The Liverpool Echo pick up the story:

Twitter user Old Holborn wrote on the social networking site: “Cyril Smith was a local councillor very fond of ‘going into schools’. Still plenty of them around.”

He then republished a comment from Wavertree’s Cllr Jake Morrison about a talk he was due  to give at Broadgreen International School.

Clearly this is Holborn looking to get a rise out of Jake, and boy did he get it.

Cllr Morrison said: “I’m just a young councillor who is interested in promoting young people.

“We all know what Cyril Smith was up to because it’s been all over the papers, so I take any  comparison to him very seriously.

“This is the worst type of discrediting that can be done to someone.”

Cllr Morrison reported the Old Holborn’s actions to Merseyside police.

You see, Jake, if you’re reading this…. No-one – I mean NO-ONE – thinks you’re a nonce because of what Old Holborn tweeted – or indeed for any other reason. He was taking the piss. But you can’t see that, and you demonstrated to thousands who had previously never heard of you, that you are a precious, snivelling authoritarian little shit who thinks people who take the piss out of you should be arrested.

And that’s a bit frightening, to be honest. That someone who has such naked political ambitions thinks that in a relatively free western country, there should be laws against people taking the piss out of you.

I hope you fail spectacularly and humiliatingly in your political career and you find your niche somewhere else – somewhere you can’t be heard – because I, and thousands like me,  sure as fuck don’t want hypersensitive cunts like you running even the smallest bits of this country.

Now fuck off.

AJ

Update: We’ve seen above how Jake likes to change direction with impunity. Via Guido, we now have evidence that less than 12 months ago, Jake would have agreed with Old Holborn.

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So he’s a twat AND a hypocrite with the self-awareness of a polyp.

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About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

16 Responses to The most snivelling spineless little shit you’d never heard of…

  1. Gosh, he sounds an ideal blind date for all those feminazis whinging in the ‘Guardian’ about ‘misogyny’..

  2. thomas sussex says:

    scousers – eternal victims and never in the wrong.

  3. Sam Gorst says:

    Jake is a caring and compassionate young man from Liverpool who has aspirations that would be enormously beneficial to our community in particular for the young people. The blog above is very bias and does not portray the community values and the hard work of Jake. All politicians face hard times in their career and maybe Jake has made a mistake in work but he’s not turning his back from that and only wants what’s best for his image so he can better his political career.

    There is a big difference between ‘someone taking the piss’ and someone (old holborn) who continuously gets his kicks at being homophobic, disgustingly inhumane and a bully. Not to mention his other incomprehensible comments about murders and tragedies.

    AJ – Your journalistic skills are good but they should be put to better use. Find some news that will be looked at by hundreds. This isn’t news this is merely trying to smear someones reputation.

  4. goggzilla says:

    I usually like your stuff Mr Jahom but you are falling into a trap. First, you make a personal attack on Jake. So what if he is gay? Next to I presume, your pal, Robert Ambridge. Years ago he wrote well, now nothing but another BNP bore. It is not “edgy” nor “dark humour” to mock the murder of James Bulger, nor the deaths (murders) of 96 fans by the South Yorkshire Police.

    • Al Jahom says:

      FYI I have no knowledge of – or opinion on – Jake’s sexuality.

      • goggzilla says:

        Fair enough. However, it still stands that the ordinary person finds “jokes” about Bulger and Hillsborough distasteful. FYI I laughed heartily when Moaty shot Rathbone, I loathe plod.

        • So, to paraphrase, ‘Sick jokes I approve of are free speech, but if I don’t, it’s hate speech’..? *yawn* Just another hypocrite.

          • goggzilla says:

            Having read your blogge I see you are a curtain twitcher, annoyed about “darkies” and other weighty matters. Hypocrite? Perhaps, but an honest one. Ambridge is on my shit list as he blocked Haslam’s name (an EDL onanist) but not mine. I predict a myriad of fake IDs with my name or a variant thereof on your s(h)ite. Now I will leave you to “Jaded 48” and all the BNP wannabes meine kleine Fuhrerin.

  5. Mr & mrs says:

    Jakes complaints have also been over the treatment of James buglers mum on twitter, the sick trolling comments that disgust anyone with a normal brain ! Etc etc etc. That was the tip of the iceberg

  6. jake is a very conscientious councillor and has already done a lot of good work for the local liverpool community as well as nationally (campaign on defibrillators most recently.) i think he is perfectly entitled to complain about someone casting aspersions about his character, paedophilia is no joking matter. neither is the murder of 2 year-old james bulger, or the hillsborough 96, other targets of old holborn aka robert ambridge’s vile tweets. it doesnt seem to matter to old holborn that its on a public forum which might as well be the front page of a newspaper, these are modern-day poison pen letters and libellous, not in any way indicative of a sense of humour. plus contrary to what he said on bbc radio merseyside the other day, the essex police are looking for mr robert ambridge formerly of braintree, as he appears to have gone into hiding. ps old holborn and other readers should know there is a difference between gay and paedophile, in fact most paedophilia is committed by heterosexual men.

  7. Your language is a atrocious ok so he’s young and he had a tantrum, ever seen a 70 year old throw a bunch of keys across a table and resign, ever seen those quango politicians, sucking their dummies and wailing and winging in the house of commons. Wow, you where never young where you?
    Good on Jake for giving Milipede and our stupid quango of a Mayor a piece of his mind, shame hes had to swallow humble pie to get his campaigns off the ground, shame hes had to back down on his policies because of those gutless wonders, you have to kiss their boots to get back in favour.
    You cool him spineless!!!!!! that kid has more gumption than all the MPs quangos, nutters and fools in the House of Commons.
    He helped to get Defibrillators in schools, in public places and then….
    He gave up his Christmas and arranged to give a christmas celebration to all the Lonely People, and they had a grand time.

    What HAVE YOU DONE except write this foolish comment a year later about a Kid who knew he was wrong, grew up and is now going to be the BEST Independent Councillor we have had because HE knows when to swallow his humble pie and when to back down.

    Do you remember when Cameron had a row the Europe and then he backed down and he’s an adult!!!

    Wake up, give Jake a pat on the back he earned it.

  8. goggzilla says:

    Dear Mr Jahom, May we start with a premise? “Nobody has the right to shout FIRE in a crowded theatre” Oliver Wendell Holmes. Thus, an establishment of set of boundaries. One is entitled to an opinion “X hates Jews, Muslims, Scousers” or all 3 in Ambridge’s case. We then arrive at what most folks find offensive. I cannot see how a 3 year old being murdered is funny. Personal opinion but shared by many. Personally? As I said after years of dealing with police corruption I am happy to see them shot. I like Jews, Arabs, Scousers. I dislike plod, BNP and Sheffield Wednesday supporters. Ambridge’s non arrest compares starkly with some kid getting 4 years for “Up the riots” on Facebook. One must ask why Ambridge has not been lifted.

    • Al Jahom says:

      The answer is really simple – he’s incited neither violence nor disorder.

      • goggzilla says:

        Weasel words perhaps Mr J. It is illegal for me to say “I will kill Ambridge”. It is illegal to say “I want Al Qa’eda to kill Ambridge”. Now then, as with R v Chambers, The prosecution fell apart over the viability of the threat. So if I say “I am in Armagh and am going to have RIRA put Ambridge into orbit” is that viable? Once must parse incitement. Race hate such as his main commenter Derek indulges in is illegal, but then his son is in Norfolk Polce. As we all know Al there are two laws in England, one for rich, one for poor.

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