After a January of utter apathy about cuts, socialists, resignations and assignations, finally a story has really caught my attention.
David Cameron has been responsible for some utterly disgraceful decisions since he took up residence in his new council house.
This, though, just tops the damned lot:
The government says it is not planning to bring in a cat to deal with a rat spotted running around Downing Street.
The prime minister’s spokesman said there would not be a replacement for Humphrey, nicknamed "Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office", who died in 2006.
Outrageous and discriminatory, I think you’ll find.
I have contacted the Cat Protection League, whose lawyers are, as we speak, filing a complain with the Equalities and Hoomin Rights Commission.
Power to the pussies!