Being silly season, there’s not really much happening at the moment that isn’t complete bollocks or made up media filler based on reports peddled by fake charities and righteous agendas.
I’m sure inspiration will return in due course – and/or something will piss me off so immensely that I’ll return frothing and foaming anew.
In the meantime, go and have a look outside. Perhaps you can do something for the common good, and be the monster that the smokophobics have created?
Oh and be sure to check out the latest bully state outrages at Big Brother Watch.
P.S. If you happen to be a farmer, in East Lothian, how about turning your muck spreader on these smelly fuckers at Gogarburn?