In the case for sterilisation

… I give you exhibit A:

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LARA CARTER has slept with 20 strangers in the past year – in a desperate and reckless bid to get pregnant.

The self-confessed "sperm hunter" uses ovulation kits to tell her when she is most fertile then pretends to be drunk, throwing herself at unsuspecting fellas and making it obvious she wants sex.

If Lara, 25, meets a man who wants to use a condom, she will offer one from her purse – which she has already pierced a hole in.

Lara, an assistant office manager, says: "This is absolutely the right time for me to have a baby and nothing is going to stand in my way.

"All my friends have babies and I desperately want to be a mum.

"I don’t have a steady boyfriend and feel my time to have a baby is running out. I only need a man to provide his sperm – I would have no interest in seeing him again. That is why I’m a sperm hunter."

It’s really difficult to know where to start, isn’t it?

With no regular boyfriend, Lara’s desire to have a baby has driven her to target strangers as potential fathers to her unborn child.

She says: "I’ve had a couple of proper relationships in the past two years.

"But each time I have mentioned the idea of having a baby, the bloke has run a mile.

"Men my age aren’t that interested in settling down with a kid so quickly into a relationship, so I have given up on trying to have a baby with a partner. I’ve looked into getting a sperm donation but it’s too expensive.

Men her age aren’t interested in getting shackled to someone who is quite clearly mental and a filthy duplicitous slag.

"My nearest private clinic costs £295 for a consultation then it would cost a further £2,000 for a donation.

"There are plenty of men out there willing to have a one-night stand for free."

Oh yes – and lots of free money and free housing for you to raise your little miracle.

I hope she turns out to be barren.

Remember guys – be careful out there. Always provide the condom and always make sure the contents can’t be retrieved after you’ve gone home.

Some of those women are mad, bad and dangerous to nob.



About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

10 Responses to In the case for sterilisation

  1. jimmers says:

    ’20 strangers in the past year’ and she still isn’t pregnant. She must be barren. Serve the bitch right.


  2. Fascist Hippy says:

    There must be some law she is breaking using men in this way and having no thoughts for any child she might have, lock the fucking slag up! Becoming pregnant and having a baby is not a right, no more than being 6 feet tall is, if it happens it happens.

  3. Ron Broxted says:

    Always use protection. I have a false beard and say my name is Andy…

  4. JuliaM says:

    Looking at the comments in the last post, I think your case for sterilisation just got wider…

  5. ian says:

    Track her down, fuck the slag, pull out, cum on her filthy face. job done.

  6. cwtch corner says:

    ” When I find a potential sperm donor, I get their first name and ask if they have any STDs. If they haven’t and we end up spending the night together…..Most people are very honest when asked if they have an STD”

    She wears a wig to protect her identity

  7. The Man with many Chins says:

    Personally, I would shoot it up her arse, lots of fun and no babies!

  8. Ethan says:

    Don’t tell her your name Pike!

  9. Bucko says:

    Shes had sex 20 times in the last year? Not much of a slag, she must still be training.
    I’ve had it more than that and I’m married.

  10. hesspartacus says:


    What was that?

    That was your 15 minutes, love. Shame you wasted it.

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