It’s becoming clear that Balls is doomed. So I wonder if it’s time to take a proper look at Diane Abbott.
Happily, over at DK’s place The Filthy Smoker has done some excellent groundwork.
A vote for Diane Abbott is a vote for
- Eye-rolling
- Interrupting
- Saying one thing and doing another
- Inexplicable self-satisfaction
- Patting Michael Portillo on the knee
- Obesity
For too long, politics has been dominated by a privileged elite. Diane Abbot represents people like you—normal, everyday wealthy Cambridge graduates who send their children to public school and who have never had a proper job.
If you’re one of the 50% of Britons who don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, Abbott will make your voice heard.
If you’re one of the 19% of population who indulge in rank hypocrisy, Abbott knows how you feel.
If you’re one of the 8% of the population who conduct conversations with your eyes closed, as if talking to a six-year old, you must vote Abbott for Labour leader.
Do read on…
AJ