Good news people.
If you want to help ensure that Labour are mangled beyond all recognition, do this:
You may be asking, “WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?”
Quite rightly, too.
The reason to do it is that you’ll get a vote in the forthcoming Labour leadership election. For the princely sum of a quid. One pound.
Who to vote for? Well, I for one, am backing Ed Balls.
Once Balls is duly installed, tear up your membership card and walk away. Job done.