Good news people.
If you want to help ensure that Labour are mangled beyond all recognition, do this:
You may be asking, “WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?”
Quite rightly, too.
The reason to do it is that you’ll get a vote in the forthcoming Labour leadership election. For the princely sum of a quid. One pound.
Who to vote for? Well, I for one, am backing Ed Balls.
Once Balls is duly installed, tear up your membership card and walk away. Job done.
AJ
Via Old Holborn – Obo’s also on the case.
Al Jahom's Final Word 
Yuo, I too am backing Balls. That ought to keep them out for a generation, fingers crossed!
Hang on, hang on,
what about hatie harmperson?
balls is clearly a talentless, worthless cunt, but he isn’t the only such candidate.
On IQ, for example, these two are neck and neck.
Clearly, I love the zanu party as much as the next person (and AJ and schlumpf23), but we must take time to deliver a balanced judgement of who the ideal next primate of the party should be.
One pound? The site wanted nearly £40 and that ain’t gonna happen.
What category were you trying?
Incidentally there’s so many window lickers in that party to choose from!
Genius!