I’m backing Balls

Good news people.

If you want to help ensure that Labour are mangled beyond all recognition, do this:


You may be asking, “WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?”

Quite rightly, too.

The reason to do it is that you’ll get a vote in the forthcoming Labour leadership election. For the princely sum of a quid. One pound.

Who to vote for? Well, I for one, am backing Ed Balls.

Once Balls is duly installed, tear up your membership card and walk away. Job done.


Via Old HolbornObo’s also on the case.


About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

4 Responses to I’m backing Balls

  1. schlumpf23 says:

    Yuo, I too am backing Balls. That ought to keep them out for a generation, fingers crossed!

  2. Gendeau says:

    Hang on, hang on,

    what about hatie harmperson?

    balls is clearly a talentless, worthless cunt, but he isn’t the only such candidate.

    On IQ, for example, these two are neck and neck.

    Clearly, I love the zanu party as much as the next person (and AJ and schlumpf23), but we must take time to deliver a balanced judgement of who the ideal next primate of the party should be.

  3. Ethan says:

    One pound? The site wanted nearly £40 and that ain’t gonna happen.

    What category were you trying?

    Incidentally there’s so many window lickers in that party to choose from!

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