This has been a long time coming, so you’ll permit me to wallow in it a while, I hope.
There’s not much to make me rally behind Cameron & Clegg, but there is one thing.
All the Lefties and Lib-Dems squealing and moaning.
Wah wah wah. Lib dems have sold out.
Wah wah wah. Labour is the party of fairness.
Wah wah wah. Not enough women in new cabinet.
Wah wah wah. We’re all doomed.
Sup it up you whining muppets.