After four weeks of teeth-grindingly awful campaign news, today we have some bizarre happenings.
Nigel Farage injured in a plane crash:
A Tory PPC pulls a lorry driver free of his overturned rig:
And apparently, oil has been struck off the Falkland Islands.
Hope Nigel Farage will be okay. If I was voting in Buckingham today, I’d at least want to know if Bercow could survive a plane crash before I’d cast my vote for him.
UPDATE: Man Widdicombe suspects foul play.