Earlier, flaw number one was spotted with the banning of the Islamic veil.
Amongst the reasons for Muslim women wearing this garb is because their caveman husbands won’t let them out of the house without it.
Enter the French. The bubble in the wallpaper can be pushed down. No problem.
Any man who forces his wife to wear a full Muslim veil will be given a sentence of up to one year in jail and a maximum fine of €15,000 (£13,000), under French legislation expected to come into force in the summer.
2 thoughts on “Nurse!”
Judge: ‘Does your husband force you to wear the veil?’
Muslim wife: *looks nervously at husband* ‘No, your honour’
Judge: ‘Sacre bleu! Why do zees fools insist on bringing these cases? Dismissed!’
Comment dit-on en Français, ‘utter fuckwits’?