Gordon’s make-up secret revealed

Sometimes, you need something special to make tired, saggy old skin look young and lively again.



My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia.





It’s a miracle!


H/T Some Doris on the intermong.


About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

2 Responses to Gordon’s make-up secret revealed

  1. That’s just made me feel physically sick. *shudder*

  2. Leg-iron says:

    No, no, no. He uses dubbin. It makes the blame just slide off.

    Blair, as everyone knows, was permanently laminated in 1997.

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