Sometimes, you need something special to make tired, saggy old skin look young and lively again.
Description:
My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia.
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It’s a miracle!
AJ
H/T Some Doris on the intermong.
Al Jahom's Final Word 
That’s just made me feel physically sick. *shudder*
No, no, no. He uses dubbin. It makes the blame just slide off.
Blair, as everyone knows, was permanently laminated in 1997.