I’m quite receptive to the idea of blaming women for stuff. And I can stretch a point, too. But I’m clearly missing a trick.
In other news, tectonic fault lines are massive vaginas, and the Icelandic volcanic eruption is due to her indoors not getting the washing-up done.
Every day’s a school day, eh?
AJ
Al Jahom's Final Word 
This one’s a belter, I picked it up too http://tinyurl.com/y5rxvzd, most amusing.