Useless Labour Twats

Over the last couple of months, one way and another, Brown had become associated with the terms battler, underdog, fighter and tenacity.

He had the upper hand in the public imagination, against shiny Dave.

Then they did this:


Imagine the meeting, where no-one with any clout piped up and said, “are you fucking retarded, or what? Casting your nemesis as a supposed (and embraced) ‘British Hero’ from better times?”

This is the beginning of the end of Labour’s chances, because it shows they have completely lost the plot.


UPDATE: Ladbrokes have put Labour back to 10/1 from 9/1 to win a majority.

UPDATE 2: Well, Labour have finally done something Cameron can’t. They’ve united the right, and the commentards, in howling gales of laughter at their monumental cock-up.



Paul Waugh:


… and the Twatter Hoards.

And via ConHome:


But look out everyone, because fatty Prescott is fighting back:


That’s right folks, John Prescott just called someone out for being a fat bastard.

Oh and on Labour’s epic Digital Economy Bill IP fail.


About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

8 Responses to Useless Labour Twats

  1. Ray says:

    I can only think that the Labour meeting that came up with this was filled with the kind of uber-PC type that is horrified by the Gene Hunt character, and just assumed that the rest of the country think just like them.

  2. JuliaM says:

    I think Ray has put his finger on it…

  3. hesspartacus says:

    It wasn’t a Labour meeting, it was some bloke called Jacob, with a ringing endorsement from Saatchis honcho, Robert Senior.

    Pissing myself this end.

  4. Winston Smith says:

    Am I the only one who thinks that neither NuLab nor BluLab want to win?

    This seems to be the first election in history where the winner will be the loser.

    6079 Smith W

    • Al Jahom says:

      Oh I don’t know – I seem to recall that, in 1992, a lot of Tories were like, “what? we WON? Noooooooooooooooooooooo.”

      And so that term proved to be their undoing.

  5. The Liarbor Party under Mr Ed and Mr Balls(llocks) and those other Liarbor Twats whe were around in government under B’Liar and Mandelson and pals, are just a load of twats. As much use as tits on a tadpole.

  6. Mark says:

    All politicians are never in the real world ,they stall us again and again they never do what we public call for ,as for that corbyn what a complete fucking nob end ,how the hell did this useless prick get in? If things don’t change I hope the EDL burn every mosque and things change pdq cos if not I hope there’ll be more riots to rid our island of the scum that are here ….Britian is far to soft..

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