I got 99 problems, but me Gran ain’t one

Errr… hit it!

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If you’re having Gran problems, I feel bad for you, son…

AJ

Gordon’s make-up secret revealed

Sometimes, you need something special to make tired, saggy old skin look young and lively again.

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Description:

My New Pink Button ™ is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia.

Before:

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After:

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It’s a miracle!

AJ

H/T Some Doris on the intermong.

The Red and Brown Minstrel Show

From Ed West at the Tellygiraffe.

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Epic.

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AJ

It would take a heart of stone

… not to laugh. Do click through for the video of the occasion.

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Bwahahahahaaaaaa

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AJ

UPDATE:

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Speaking of which

Why is our state prepared to trample us underfoot while running scared from Islam?

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Just let that CPS statement sink in:

Te Crown Prosecution Service has decided that graffiti proclaiming future world domination for Islam, glorifying Osama Bin Laden and calling for the assassination of the British Prime Minister, ‘was not religiously or racially motivated’.

By what other motivation could one be compelled to foretell the global dominance of A RELIGION, and to advertise same in such a disrespectful way?

AJ

Equality Twister

New from HH Games.

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Can has regional development grant?

AJ

I think we know where this is going

… since certain Islamists think gays should be thrown from a cliff.

A Christian was told in no uncertain terms, in a UK court, that his beliefs do not entitle him to refuse to give sex therapy to gay couples.

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Now, to be clear, I agree with the judge here. I’m not a fundamentalist atheist, because I don’t care that much one way or the other. I do find the accommodations made for the religious to be galling in the extreme.

So the question is, what will happen when Muslim comes before the court for his conscientious objection to counselling gays?

I think we know the answer.

That the Christian in question is black shouldn’t matter at all. But in this context, it matters because it’s an extra factor in the new game of Equality Twister.

As I sketched it a couple of months back:

The paradox of Hattie’s little scheme is that the result will be the diametric opposite of equality and the total opposite of tolerance and forbearance. As minority after minority take their grievances of perceived prejudice, disadvantage, offence or discrimination through the courts, a hierarchy of protected minorities will emerge. The result will be an acceleration of the balkanisation of society that is already well established under this Labour government. The very divide-and-rule approach to control that has deprived the British people of their ability to just rub along together, brushing off perceived sleights.

  • Gay rights will trump Christian rights.
  • Muslim rights will trump gay rights and women’s rights.
  • Women’s rights will trump men’s rights (except Muslim men).
  • Pedestrians rights will trump those of cyclists.
  • Cyclists’ rights will trump those of motorists.
  • Mothers with baby buggies will trump the rights of pedestrians, especially if they’re breast-feeding at the time.
  • Children’s rights will trump those of parents, except mothers, who are a protected group.

This way lies madness. Can anyone not see that?

And Harman’s Equality Bill hasn’t even passed into law yet (as far as I know).

AJ

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