New General Election polling data from MTC for #GE10

Tonight, I gave my two cats (MTC) a sachet of Whiskas tuna in jelly.

  • Dave, who’s a bit camp and a bully will represent Labour.
  • Reggie, who’s vicious and fearful of outsiders will represent Conservatives.

Food spilled will represent the Lib Dems and food remaining will be ‘others’

  • Dave ate 35% of the food.
  • Reggie ate 39% of the food.
  • 14% of the food was thrown on the floor
  • The remaining 12% was left in the bowl.

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PRESS RELEASE
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MTC POLLING – POINT IN TIME VOTING INTENTIONS – WEIGHTED SAMPLE (125g)

  • LABOUR 35%
  • CONSERVATIVES 39%
  • LIB DEMS 14%
  • OTHER 12%

Meh.

Until after the budget and the speechifying (not likely to be debates), polling is now tossed chicken entrails.

AJ

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About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

6 Responses to New General Election polling data from MTC for #GE10

  1. RantinRab says:

    Pretty much sums it up.

    Talking of cat food, my bastard of a cat costs nearly £50 a month to feed. Special diet, apparently. I think the vet is a lying cunt.

  2. JuliaM says:

    I think it’s as accurate a way of forecasting as anything else!

  3. Excuse my ignorance but what is MTC ?

  4. Al Jahom says:

    MTC = My Two Cats

  5. Ahhh I see. The ginger one and …. errr …. the other one

  6. Pingback: Post PMQs Polling Data from MTC #GE10 « Al Jahom’s Final Word

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