National No Smoking Day

And so it comes around again – are you sure this shit is just once a year?

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I don’t want your help. I don’t want to quit. And if, or when, I do, I’ll quit. Okay?

Oh well, I‘ll pay it the same heed as I do

  • International Women’s Day
  • International Men’s Day
  • Secretary’s Day
  • AIDS Awareness Day
  • Cycle to Work Day
  • Run a Mile Day
  • Climate Change Day
  • Try Being Gay Day
  • Stop Beating Your Wife Day
  • Credible Government Day
  • Drink Your Own Piss Day
  • Drink Someone Else’s Piss Day
  • Drift in and out of a Diabetic Coma Day
  • Call Everyone Mavis Day
  • Beat Your Kids Day

The real question is this:

You won – there is no fucking smoking, anywhere, any fucking day. Now why can’t you just all fuck off? Bunch of unmitigated tards

AJ

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