If you thought PCSOs were a sick joke, join me in finding this is quite fucking breathtaking.
A security company based in Essex is to be given some police powers to tackle anti-social behaviour.
Door supervisors working for Regency Security Services will be able to hand out on-the-spot fines.
Under the Community Safety Accreditation Scheme (CSAS), staff will carry identity cards issued by police.
Regency provides security staff at shopping centres and more than 200 door supervisors at venues in Chelmsford, Basildon, Harlow and Colchester.
Bouncers and shopping centre security guards? Powers to hand out fines? Of which this commercial organisation will, no doubt receive a cut to cover their ‘costs’?
It’s not hard to imagine how these monkeys will be bonused.
Get a fine from one of these lot? See you in court, fuck-faces.
Fuck this country. Fuck Labour.