Bradford traffic eases up

You may now get across the benighted city in under 6 hours.


Four young men who were killed when the stolen car they were driving crashed into a takeaway and exploded had been warned by their parents to stop joyriding, an inquest heard today.

James McClusky, 21, Craig James, 17, Robert Lynn, 16, and Thomas Tilleard, 15, all from Bradford, West Yorkshire, died when the stolen Subaru Impreza crashed while being chased by police in the early hours of December 11, 2008.

Officers used fire extinguishers in a vain attempt to save those engulfed in the blaze – caused when a gas main cracked in the chip shop in Killinghall Road in the Laisterdyke area of Bradford.

Millions of pounds of improvements were the unfortunate result.

Every cloud etc…



About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

9 Responses to Bradford traffic eases up

  1. JuliaM says:

    Fire extinguishers? Better off carrying a few skewers and a bag of marshmallows…

  2. I DEFINITELY blame the parents.

  3. Old Bradfordian says:

    Don’t sound like typical Bradford names, must have been outsiders.

  4. Willy says:

    During my time at Bradford Tech I had to collect my car from Holme Wood / Laisterdyke on more than one occasion after these pain in the arse joyriders had, had their fun.

    I would never have guessed that the joyriders parents were aware of what they were doing.

  5. RantinRab says:

    Serves the little fuckers right.

  6. XX had been warned by their parents to stop joyriding,XX

    They KNEW?

    Then arrest the bloody parents for being accessories to the crime.

  7. JuliaM says:

    Am I the only one to have had to suppress a chuckle upon reading the name of the road where this terribly unfortunate incident occurred..?

  8. Barman says:

    No doubt the area will be ‘improved’ by a fucking great roadside mournarama now, complete with balloons and teddies.

    Fuck them – I feel more sorry for the people that rely on the chip shop for their food…

  9. XX complete with balloons and teddies.XX

    Cruelty to Teddys I fucking call it.

    What have Teddy bears ever done to deserve been abandoned in the middle of no where, merely to comfort some dead bastard who could not give a shit now he is dead any way?

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