Merde du jour
February 4, 2010 Leave a comment
I had a whole bunch of stories I wanted to blog about, but then I had to go and do some fucking work, which impressed me not a jot.
So, here’s what I had lined up for today:
Which is rather contrary to the weaselly claims he made at PMQs on Wednesday.
Next, who gives a fuck about this?
I have absolutely no idea why this shit is still illegal in this country. Fucking puritans.
As for vice cops – Captain Buzzkill one and all – lowest of all cops. And that’s low. Once again, I refer you to the honourable Doug Stanhope.
Talking of cops…
There are plenty of non-public sector blogs for children and hokey old women who like to anthropomorphise animals. That is all.
I’d rather you just concentrated on not melting the dogs to death in your cars, chaps.
In old news recycled:
Ofgem reported on this yesterday?
Perhaps they’d have saved themselves 12 months by just reading some blogs and newspapers. After all, some of us have been concerned about this for a while now. Or maybe it just took them 6 months to remove the swearing from my blog posts.
Indeed – the front page of The Economist looked like this last August:
More concerning, though, is this:
Read that carefully, click through and digest. By many measures, we’re not in much better shape than Greece. We could end up in the same boat as them if our sovereign debt is downgraded this year.
So, perhaps the fact that we’re not in the Eurozone is the only thing standing between the us and ‘special measures’ imposed by Brussels, including a budget imposed by the ECB.
Next – the shock. The Sherlock. The meh.
No fucking surprise when you look at what our society has become – divided, spiteful, shallow, avaricious, covetous, resentful, expensive, dirty, violent – and what our state has become – overweaning, overtaxing, under-delivering, deceitful, fraudulent, war-mongering, fear-mongering, risk-averse, bullying, nagging and judgemental.
Errr.. that’s it for now. If there’s anyone I didn’t mention, they’re all nobheads too.