Cunts du Jour: The Highways Agency

They have been the biggest time-thieves of 2009.

All year, the M1, M3, M4, M6, M18 and M25 have all been awash with endless, sprawling roadworks with those cuntish average speed cameras. Have a look here.

In the last 12 months, I’ve spent hundreds of hours sat in queues, burning petrol when I could have been doing something more useful. And when I’m not sat in queues, I’m restricted to 50mph even though it’s the middle of the fucking night, there’s no work going on and I haven’t seen another car for 20 bastard minutes.

I don’t even want to know how much has been spent on the motorway wombles in their shiny 4x4s and their big boots.

Utter fuck-knuckles to a man.





About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

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