Get out of my way you meandering dickheads….

 

2 hour meeting. 475 mile round trip, circa 270KG CO2.

Numpties annoyed: >30
Coffeebeans/wanker signs: >10
Headlamp flashes: >3
Finger: >5

Summary: Numpties were extraordinarily righteous, dawdling and irritable today, I found. And far far too many of them seem to be driving one of these:

Fiesta1

And not in any particular hurry.

Also, quite a lot of those fucking idiot-wagons that are normal cars, but with a taller roofline. The only discernable purpose of such cars is to permit the driver to keep his hat on and that cannot be a good thing. Look at it:

yaris3

At such times as I’m stuck behind one of these gimps, the only pleasurable image to bring to mind is the ‘car’ and it’s driver in a crusher. Possibly with a polar bear.

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On a not-unrelated note, I’d like to thank B&D for the mention, during a Demetriou paean to road-rage.

AJ

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About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

3 Responses to Get out of my way you meandering dickheads….

  1. My pleasure mate.

    It’s actually heartening to know I’m not alone out there in the madness and melee of driver hell.

    My suspicions are generally rested on the budget far-East brand names now. Anything with a Kia, Daihatsu or Hyundai badge, under 3 years old, is generally guaranteed to bring you ‘Slow Old Cunt Misery’.

    Keep up the good work, dude.

    JD

  2. aljahom says:

    Koreans make such terrible cars.. and yet such fine women.

    AJ

  3. Pingback: Clarkson & Demetriou « Al Jahom’s Final Word

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