Car Crash Policing…

Officers admitted causing 3,357 crashes last year – an average of more than 64 a week – many of which were caused by basic driving errors.

Accidents were caused by failing to stop at junctions, doing U-turns without looking, taking bends too quickly and failing to use mirrors when reversing.

I suspect the main reasons for this are that most coppers are now:

  • 4ft tall and can’t see over the steering wheel
  • About 8 years old.
  • Of an ethnicity or culture that, empirical evidence suggests, renders them congenitally unable to pilot a car in a straight line at a decent speed.

Or I may be barking up the wrong tree. They may just be numpties, like most of the public they so cherishingly ‘protect’.


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