A couple of them have cropped up today.
The chap arrested in Scotland for locking a woman in the boot of her car for 10 days is called Justice Ngema. Do you suppose he’s an actual judge? I thought not.
The Conservatives today fielded their home affairs spokesman James Brokenshire, to respond to new home office figures on knife fatalities.
I confidently expect LibDems’ Eve Middlemarch to appear on the news later, next to Labour’s Liar O’Cuntyface.