Waiting for a million years to get into my PC gave me time to think of something good that the otherwise hateful EU has done.
It has shafted Microsoft good and proper and repeatedly.
I’ll drink to that. Bollocks to everyone at Microsoft. All of them.
Now if only Linux wasn’t such a load of rancid geek-jism.
Update: I see the Gates are busily spreading their money around the anus of the earth like so much Preparation H. But perhaps they should start by giving us all our money back – everyone who has been forced to buy a Microsoft piece of shit when they bought a computer. Thieving septic monkeys.