Jesus. Farking. Wept.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Police_called_in_over_cuddly_toy_tiger&in_article_id=360127&in_page_id=2&in_a_source=

Police called in over cuddly toy tiger

tiger

Making waves: Farmer Terry Western with Tigger, who caused a commotion on the A39

OK, bar the plastic nose, glassy eyes and distinctly synthetic sheen, perhaps it does look like the real thing.

At least, that’s what members of the public thought when they spotted a ‘big cat’ being driven in the back of a Volvo and rang police.

Teaching assistant Adam Dobby, 45, was cycling on the A39 near Bude in Devon when the Volvo passed him.

‘I noticed a big cat. It was lying in the back and I thought it looked like a tiger,’ said the father of four. ‘I did a double-take. Its head was moving and was pretty big. It was definitely a tiger.’

A police spokesman said: ‘No action was taken. We encourage people not to carry things that disturb other drivers.’**

Adam Dobby. You are a comic genius, sir.

AJ

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** note to plod – you mean like a cigarette, you fascist bootboy shitheads.

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About Al Jahom
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