Welcome to live coverage of No Sympathy Night…

Welcome to the Al Jahomzah rolling lose channel….

Evidence that the Greens lose their appeal when times are straitened…

I expect that to be reflected less-so, but still to a degree, here.

Evidence that my earlier suggestion bears thinking about….

Tory resurgence in Porridge Fields?

I’ve just heard on the grapevine that right there on Sky News, Glenys Fucking Kinnock had to concede that she isn’t eligible to be Europe Minister as she’s still an MEP, leaving the post of Europe Minister presently vacant!!! Fucking hell… lol..

Blogging will be secondary to curry, for a time…

East-of-England not for turning… no change to speak of..

Yorks & Humber… BNP’s first seat

• Cons 2
• Lab 1
• UKIP 1
• LibD 1
• BNP 1

Votes:

• BNP 120139
• CP 16742
• Cons 299802
• EDP 21287
• JT 7181
• LibD 161552
• No2EU 15614
• Libertas 6268
• Scargill 19380
• Green 104456
• Labour 230009
• UKIP 213750

Wales:

Votes

• BNP 37114
• CP 13037
• Cons 145193
• JT 3793
• LibD 73082
• No2EU 8600
• Plaid C 126702
• Scargill 12402
• Green 38160
• Labour 138852
• UKIP 87585
• Rejected 3728

Seats

• Cons 1
• Labour 1
• Plaid C 1
• UKIP 1

That really is remarkable…

Interesting that Sky News gave Nick Griffin a 10 minute dress rehearsal before he faced the BBC…. and here’s the winning BNP candidate in Yerkshire…

Snigger…

I will believe it when I see it….

Neither Scotland nor Northern Ireland will declare tonight. Lazy cunts. On a related note, I’m calling in Scottish in the morning…

Tired of London, tired of commie tossers…

• BNP 86420
• CP 51336
• Cons 479037
• EDP 24477
• JT 7284
• LibD 240156
• No2EU 17758
• Libertas 8444
• Scargill 15306
• Green 190589
• Labour 372590
• SocGB 4050
• UKIP 188440
• Yes2EU 3884
• Other wankers… who cares…
• Some rag-head … all his family (1774)
• Rejected 11374

Seats:

• Cons 3
• Labour 2
• LibD 1
• Green 1
• UKIP 1

East Midlands – Lib Dems take one from UKIP!

• BNP 106319
• CP 17907
• Cons 370275
• EDP 28498
• JT 7362
• LibD 151428
• No2EU 11375
• Libertas 7882
• Scar 13590
• G 83939
• Lab 206945
• UK1 20561
• UKIP 201984
• Rejected 9486

Seats:

• Cons 2
• Lab 1
• UKIP 1
• LibD 1

UKIP do kip…. the Orange Knobhead Kilroy vote deserted them…

Live coverage continues on ….

South-East:

Hannan reads Dr Seuss to Gordo…. glorious…

Votes:

• BNP 101769
• CP 35712
• Cons 812288
• EDP 52526
• JT 14172
• LibD 330340
• Some other mongs 21455
• Libertas 16767
• Scarg 15484
• Greens 271506
• Labour 192592
• Peace 9534
• UK First 5450
• UKIP 440002

Seats:

• Cons 4
• UKIP 2
• LibD 2
• Green 1
• Labour 1

Uh-oh…. gawd bless the BBC.

South-West:

Votes:

• BNP 60889
• CP 21329
• Cons 468742
• EDP 25313
• Fairpay Fairtrade 7151
• JT 5758
• LibD 266253
• Kernow summat 14922
• No2EU 9741
• Pensioners 37785
• Libertas 7292
• Scargill 1033
• Greens 144179
• Labour 118716
• UKIP 341845
• YD 789
• Bint 8971

Seats:

• Cons 3
• UKIP 2
• LibD 1

North-West: Griffin wins seat for B&P

BBC SAYS NO

SKY ANNOUNCED THIS SHIT 15 MINS AGO

• BNP 132094
• CP 25999
• Cons 423174
• EDP 40027
• JT 8783
• LibD 235639
• No2EU 23580
• Libertas 6980
• Scargy 26224
• Green 127133
• Labia 336831
• UKIP 261740
• Do what who now? 3621
• Rejected 11342

Seats:

• Cons 3
• Labia 2
• UKIP 1
• LibD 1
• BNP 1 NICK GRIFFIN! TAKEN FROM LABIA

West Midlands:

• BNP121967
• CP 18784
• Cons 396847
• EDP 32455
• JT 8721
• LibD 170246
• No2EU 13415
• Libertarse 6961
• Scarg 14724
• Green 88244
• Labia 240201
• UKIP 300471
• Rejected 9216

Seats:

• Cons 2
• UKIP 2
• Lab 1
• LibD 1

All over for tonight……

Go, Gordy, Go.

Do you know what? I almost feel like getting a TV licence.

But not anymore….. remember this, you communist fucks?

Now fuck off.

AJ

Previous Jahomstradamuses…

Previously, on Al Jahomzah..

[4-Jan-2009]

2009 Euro-elections: UKIP & BNP big gainers. Labour big fat fuck-faced losers.

Public opinion against Europe is hardening in the UK and will continue to do so – especially now we can’t go over to the Eurozone and lord it over them with our fat wallets anymore. A lot of plebs will decide they can’t afford to go to Europe in 2009 and they’ll resent it.

By then, the new limits on how much booze and tobacco we can bring home will probably have been implemented. Perhaps the weak pound will ameliorate the impact of that, or perhaps it will compound the resentment in people’s minds, at a time when everything is crap, they can’t even get cheap fags. After all, even with £1 = €1, fags are still significantly cheaper in most EU countries. Also, the restrictions on buying cheap booze in the UK, the mandatory ‘Alcohol Code’ introduced by Jacqui Smith, will be bearing down on us.

Few will care about the impact of European law and its empowerment of our own Police to tap our computers remotely, without a warrant. Or about the internal EU politics numptitude, though some may point at a time of recession to the obscene expenses and benefits the Euro-gravytrainers get.

Of course, by the time of these elections, in June, the campaign for the Irish re-run of the Lisbon referendum will be in swing, and that will make for interesting viewing – they’re have a new vote in October 2009, apparently. This will help to highlight to utter shiftiness of the whole EU bunch to the British public – not that this is assured by the dead-tree press and the BBBC. At least there’ll be the reminders that we didn’t get a vote at all.

UKIP will do well amongst those who are incensed by the EU, because they know that the Tories are not offering anything to Eurosceptics. The Tories will do well amongst people who believe that the most important thing is to kick Gordon Brown in the face. The wheels are in motion to mitigate against the rise of the BNP, with Hazel Blears ‘feeling the pain’ of people who live in towns that have been transformed into Muslim ghettos in a generation. So, the BNP will do well everywhere Hazel Blears shows up, with their supporters deciding it would be best if their whitest and brightest were sent to sit in a fishtank is Brussels for 5 years, unable to do a fucking thing against the steam-rolling Frogs and Krauts.

Always remember those who voted for the reduced alcohol and tobacco limits when voting:

In a knife-edge vote on Wednesday, 328 MEPs were in favour of the move and 319 were against the strict new guidelines for “personal consumption”.

Three out of 10 South East Euro-MPs, who represent Kent, voted in favour of the legislation, which could come into force in two years’ time – Caroline Lucas, po-faced cunt leader of the Green Party, hatchet-faced bitch Lib Dem Sharon Bowles and misery-spreading -communist-wanker Labour’s Peter Skinner.

Incidentally, I have found out that the approval of this measure was by 328 votes to 319 with 34 abstentions. But I’ve yet to work out who, other than the above purtian fuckheads voted for this measure, or abstained. What we do have is the list of UK MEPs.

One final group I haven’t considered: The AGW true-believers, who will become disillusioned with the EU, while Vaclav Klaus is in the chair with his finely-honed scepticism. They’ll all vote green, like the deluded Che bothering mongs that they are.

Let’s see how we get on… fetch popcorn.

AJ

Guardian take on the BNP with a damp cloth…

I don’t think the Graun has done a particularly good job here….

Exposed: ugly face of BNP’s leaders

I’ll admit that such is my annoyance and frustration with the main political parties, I have given serious thought to a protest vote for the BNP in the Euro elections tomorrow.

The thought has been dismissed comprehensively by doing a little research about the party, its policies and supporters – also because in the Euro elections, every vote counts and a BNP vote would contribute to their regional list vote. That makes the difference between a protest vote and handing the BNP several million pounds.

UKIP don’t do themselves many favours either, but the fact is they are the least worst voting option for a pissed-off Euro-sceptic like me. Cameron isn’t getting a look-in until he hardens his position on the EU.

Anyway… here’s a cherry-picked selection of the Guardian’s attempts to demonstrate what an egregious shower the BNP are:

Eddy O’Sullivan joined an internet group called "Fuck Islam"

Problem with that being what? I’d also hope to join the ‘Bollocks to Idiot Christianity’ and ‘Rape and kill Catholic Priests’ societies.

How about:

Jeffrey Marshall, senior organiser for the BNP’s London European election campaign. Following the death of David Cameron’s disabled son Ivan, Marshall claimed in an internet forum discussion: "We live in a country today which is unhealthily dominated by an excess of sentimentality towards the weak and unproductive. No good will come of it."

Yeah – well he’s fucking right, isn’t he? What, precisely, has been the benefit of ‘medical advances’ that enable cabbages to live a prolonged life, which I end up fucking paying for?

Garry Aronsson, Griffin’s running mate for the European parliament in the North West, posts the statement, "Speak English Or Die!"

Probably putting it a bit strongly, but it’s an emotion I’ve been overwhelmed with when out & about in London. When abroad I have a strong preference for places I can speak at least some of the local tongue and I feel horribly exposed if I cannot. Gawd bless Michel Thomas and Rosetta Stone.

Anyway…

Aronsson proclaims on the site: "Every time you change your way of life to make immigrants more comfortable you betray OUR future!"

Yes. Again, probably putting it a bit strongly, but I am fucking sick of special exemptions for religious and ethnic groups, whether its benefits for polygamists, the right to carry a ‘ceremonial dagger’ and not wear a crash-helmet, banning or ‘rebranding’ Christmas to protect sensibilities, providing translators and multi-lingual pamphlets that I pay for, the degree to which we have bent over backwards as a nation in the last 10 years is sickening and humiliating.

He lists his hobbies as "devising slow and terrible ways of paying back the Guardian-reading cunts who have betrayed the British people into poverty and slavery. I AM NOT JOKING."

I have no argument with him here either. We may differ on the how and the why, but not the what.

The problem with all this is that it gives the impression that the BNP are more closely aligned to the thoughts and feeling of ‘ordinary Brits’ than the Guardian are. And it’s true. In provincial Britain, people are (in Grauniad terms) racist – or rather ‘groupish’ – it’s human nature, which only the metropolitan hot-houses such as London, Leeds, Birmingham and Manchester can overcome with any success, and even then with a payoff in terms of crime, disorder, social tension, ghettoisation & poverty.

Multiculturalism has been a social disaster – it has polarised and fragmented society, pointedly rejecting pragmatic ‘colour blindness’. It has been the British and European left’s gift to the BNP and other racist parties across Europe.

It is in-spite of all the anti-BNP witterings from the main 3 parties and the media, that they won’t get a protest vote from me.

AJ

Amazing disgrace….

It now appears that the tax man is quite interested in some of the MPs’ and ministers’ expense claims. Not least their claiming of personal accountancy fees as ‘expenses’, which is explicitly disallowed in the tax code.

The TaxBuzz blog has more here:

Today’s Daily Telegraph notes that HMRC confirmed that MPs were not exempt from tax laws and that tax must be paid on some expenses. In a statement it said:

“It’s a general principle of tax law that accountancy fees incurred in connection with the completion of a personal tax return are not deductible.

“This is because the costs of complying with the law are not an allowable expense against tax. This rule applies across the board.”

It now seems that more than 40 Ministers claimed and received reimbursement of accountancy fees as part of their Parliamentary allowances.

Those 40 ministers include the current chancellor of the exchequer – head of the treasury and, ultimately, of Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs. Responsible for creating and amending tax laws, rates and regulations.

What a crock. I wonder if Broon, creator of the most arcane tax system in modern history, also claimed for this. You can bet it’s being kept back if he has. Perhaps for the day of the June elections.

Sweet.

AJ

UPDATE: Today’s Tellygiraffe says that Darling declared his claim as a benefit in kind and paid the tax on it, which puts a somewhat different complexion on it. Nonetheless, he still had to hire a specialist to navigate through the tax system he’s responsible for.

And he’s still a badger-faced porridge-guzzling wanker.

Changed my mind; definitely voting English Democrat now….

Just as he did with JD’s post, Mr Lead Candidate, on his forum, has posted up my recent missive about them, prefaced with the following comments:

Do these people live in a "knowledge Free Zone"

What does it take to do a bit of research or the Barnett Formula, West Lothian Question etc.

Their reaction to an "English" Flag is simply to cry "RACIST"

This has to STOP !!!!

Oh yes – I’m convinced. This party is going places.

Even if he failed to address any of the points I made, and even if he failed to comprehend my post to the point that he thinks I am an anti-English racist. Which is possibly the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

I can only assume that he’s making unwarranted assumptions based on my nom-de-plume.

AJ

Voting for the English Democrats? Think carefully….

Seen on the uneffable B&D.

I’ve no knowledge of the English Democrats, but my first and abiding impression of them is that they are a splinter group from the BNP; people who departed in protest at Nick Griffin making people wear a suit that isn’t a uniform with shiny boots and epaulettes.

Or, they’re establishment stooges, looking to split the BNP vote so they don’t win any EU seats next week.

So, although John Demetriou is a touchy and inflammatory cunt to an extent at least matching the quality of his output (blogging? cathartic? Nah…), he seems to be bang on the money with his commentary of the above shower.

In a post looking at the parties in the running for the EU Gravy Train elections next week, he said:

English Democrats are an outfit I have not heard of before this election campaign. Their website is spectacularly bad. Their ‘campaign’ is non existent, unless you include one flyer. And most of all, their policies are depressing in their malformation. They want to properly deal with the West Lothian Question – fair enough, sounds good right? Except they’d do this by setting up an ‘English First Minister, government and Parliament with at least the same powers as the Scottish ones!’

Exclamation mark theirs.

Except, there’s one glaring error here. We already have a parliament, it’s called WESTMINSTER. And by setting up a government, I take it to mean ‘get elected’. Yeah, we got that bit, thanks. And as for English First Minister, er, you mean the PM?

The post got discussed on a forum inhabited by English Democrats – the ring leader of whom is on the party list for the south-east next week.

You may like to educate this guy, he clearly does not understand the concept of an English Parliament.

I think we understand it fine. Just that this chap, running for the swiftly departing G-Train, doesn’t.

See, once we’ve sorted the West Lothian question and done something to neutralise the threat of the Welsh enticing us all to our holiday cottages on the same weekend, Westminster IS the English parliament.

I mean, what are these people suggesting? That we have an additional parliament, as well as Westminster, for English matters? Where would the future political head to? The Westminster parliament that is the fast track to some money, contacts, contracts and a cushy EU role, or a modern breezeblock, MDF & chipboard entity, with as much power as a one-legged arse-kicker, and crucifying ‘transparency’ built in from day one?

I’ve done my bit now, by being reasonable. Here’s what ‘Cassie’ had to say about Mr D.

 

I’ll be fucked if I’m linking to that shit. Clowns.

JD strikes back.

AJ

The only lesson they need to learn from this…

…is the devastating power of stolen, lost or leaked data.

As they have sown… so did they reap.

No sympathy year.

AJ

Hey – It’s not all bad news…

Brown set for election wipeout

 

GORDON BROWN, battered by revelations over ministerial expenses and a series of embarrassing climbdowns, is heading for a humiliating third place in next month’s local elections.

An analysis for The Sunday Times by Colin Rallings and Michael Thrasher, the election experts, shows Labour is trailing the Liberal Democrats as well as the Tories as it heads into the June 4 elections in 34 English local authorities.

They predict Labour will lose all four of the councils it controls and half the 500 seats it is defending. Senior aides have warned Brown that if Labour comes third in the elections next month, a challenge to his leadership is almost inevitable.

It comes as more Labour ministers and backbenchers faced embarrassing disclosures about taxpayer-funded expenses. Hazel Blears, the communities secretary, faces questions over the sale of a flat she had designated as a second home. She made a profit of £45,000 on the sale but paid no capital gains tax.

Oh this summer is going to be fun… Euro elections, followed by Irish referendum and Broon’s demise.

AJ

Because there are still people who think Broon was a good chancellor…

 Gold: Does Gordon Brown’s regret selling half of Britains’ gold reserves 10 years ago?

A decade ago Gordon Brown started to sell-off Britain’s gold reserves – at the time the price of gold was $282 an ounce, today it is $900-plus.

And another graph I like that tells of the same period….

And Wat Tyler reminds us of a useful rubric:

Why Do You Always Forget?

This used to be an economy

EVERY SINGLE LABOUR GOVERNMENT WE HAVE EVER HAD HAS LEFT OUR ECONOMY IN RUINS:

• MacDonald – ruins
• Attlee – ruins
• Wislon -ruins
• Callaghan – ruins
• Bliar/Broon – ruins

See?

See the pattern?

Now WTF can’t you just remember it?

Is that so much to ask?

Remember all of this when you’re next in a polling booth, if you’re thick (or heavily invested in the state) enough to even consider voting for these useless bastards.

AJ

Daily Mail’s singular hypocrisy…

BNP candidate for Europe elections arrested on suspicion of selling illegal firearms

A BNP candidate for the European elections has been arrested on suspicion of selling illegal firearms.

David Lucas, 48, who supports capital punishment and makes gallows for sale abroad, was arrested at his mother’s home in Suffolk on Thursday.

He has been released on bail. BNP officials said Lucas would still stand in the election on June 4.

Now, I can’t refute claims, beloved by some very sharp chaps, that the DM is a nest of misanthropic, racist, Victorian toads. But if they’re right, I can’t see what the DM would find wrong about this chap’s politics or profession. Yet they are clearly not trying to polish things on Mr Lucas’ behalf.

The thing is….. making this guy an MEP would guarantee 4 years of absolute hilarity. If nothing else, I bet all the people in his village will vote to send him to Brussels for 4 years. Genius.

AJ

Monday gubbins…

Well, it’s global war, ming, all over again…. ‘worst’ snow since 1991.

 
The British public look on in confusion…

Meanwhile, the winter of discontent pushes on, with unofficial industrial action having swept across UK oil & power concerns, prompting a bunch of unconsulted union cock-smokers to muscle in on the deal.

Strikes: Last-minute talks taking place to stop wildcat strikes

I don’t really understand that Tellygraph headline… last minute before what? They’ve been doing this since the middle of last week and as far as I’m able to tell, they have made no demands, other than to keep that communist fucker Derek Simpson away from them.

At least another cracking brownie has been shown up for what it is – this time by people who aren’t interested in politics as long as they have food on the tableSky HD and a fat plasma telly, and don’t yet seem to be able to grasp the full implications of a being in the EU.

EUReferendum has a good roundup here with lots of links.

Elsewhere in the Tellygraph, though, Janet Daley screams, “Look – this is the fucking elephant we’ve been telling you about, you cloth-eared mongs. In the room. The whole time.”

Wildcat oil strikes: Europeans are finally waking up to the demise of democracy

What the strikers at the Lindsey oil refinery (and their brother supporters in Nottinghamshire and Kent) have discovered is the real meaning of the fine print in those treaties, and the significance of those European court judgments whose interpretation they left to EU obsessives: it is now illegal – illegal – for the government of an EU country to put the needs and concerns of its own population first. It would, for example, be against European law to do what Frank Field has sensibly suggested and reintroduce a system of "work permits" for EU nationals who wished to apply for jobs here.

Meanwhile, demonstrators in Paris and the recalcitrant electorate in Germany are waking up to the consequences of what two generations of European ideologues have thrust upon them: the burden not just of their own economic problems but also the obligation to accept the consequences of their neighbours’ debts and failures. Each country is true to its own history in the way it expresses its rage: in France, they take to the streets and throw things at the police, in Germany they threaten the stability of the coalition government, and here, we revive the tradition of wildcat strikes.

Tangentially, Wat Tyler reminds us what has become of Gordo’s “British Jobs for British Yobs”:

Let’s remind ourselves how the overall jobs structure has changed under Labour. Brown has constantly boasted of the 3 million jobs "he created", but he’s always been much less forthcoming on the mix of those jobs.

The truth is that under him, although the total number of jobs increased by 2.8 million (1997 Q2 to 2008 Q3), more than all of them came in just two areas:

• Public sector – jobs in education, health, and public administration increased by 1.4 million
• Finance and business services – up by 1.6m

In sharp contrast, manufacturing jobs, like those at Burberry, were whacked. Overall, despite Brown’s much vaunted boom, they declined – yes, declined - by 1.4 million to a mere 3.1 million. Labour’s debt-fuelled boom sucked in such huge amounts of foreign capital, it ramped our exchange rate way above the level that could sustain much of British manufacturing.

Hmmm… this ‘weather’ is predicted to continue for the rest of the week. We’d better hope nothing goes wrong with our electricity, oil, gas or petrol supplies then.

Update: Oddly enough, Martin O’Neill seems to have joined the picket line…

AJ

What the blithering fuck?

Via Devil’s Kitchen, I am pointed towards Raedwald’s blog – which I’ll let speak for itself.

Integrated EU blacklist of ‘criminals’ is here

Have you paid a parking fine recently? Got three points on your licence? Been formally warned by the council for your bin protruding on the footway? (yep, I have had the £1,000 fine threat on the last one) Been suspended from your Sunday football league for rough tackling? (yes, seriously) Congratulations! Your records could soon be added to a pan-European database of subversives. This EU Council decision of 20th January on the establishment of a pan-EU ‘criminal’ database includes the following ‘offences’ :-

• Offences related to waste
• Unintentional environmental offences
• Insult of the State, Nation or State symbols
• Insult or resistance to a representative of public authority
• Public order offences, breach of the public peace
• Revealing a secret or breaching an obligation of secrecy
• Unintentional damage or destruction of property
• Offences against migration law – an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
• Offences against military obligations – an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
• Unauthorised entry or residence
• Other offences an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
• Other unintentional offences
• Prohibition from frequenting some places
• Prohibition from entry to a mass event
• Placement under electronic surveillance ("fixed or mobile" – eg: home, car, mobile phone etc)
• Withdrawal of a hunting / fishing license
• Prohibition to play certain games/sports
• Prohibition from national territory
• Personal obligation – an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing)
• "Fine" – all fines. inc minor non-criminal offences

All those of us who have ever accidentally spilled a cupful of diesel in the water when refuelling, dropped a piece of litter or called the EU circle of stars a fascist and totalitarian symbol are now, officially, criminals. Welcome to the club.

This is just unreal – NO democracy should be putting all this in place….. but then since when was the EU a democracy? And since most of our legislation comes from the EU, how can we imagine that we live in a democratic country? Utterly astonishing.

In response, Guthrum is burning an EU flag – the only thing stopping me doing the same is the need to get an EU flag. Ah – here it comes….

AJ

Price of Lentils to Sky-rocket

The EU is set to bite the hand that feeds it as the price of fruit, vegetables and other crops is set to increase as pesticides are banned due to suspicions of witchcraft.

Pesticides and the EU’s march of unreason

The European Parliament has just voted by a large majority to approve new legislation that will restrict the use of pesticides in agriculture on the basis of irrational fears rather than reason.

Farmers predict that the new European Union legislation will have pretty catastrophic impact, mean the end of the British carrot and a 50 per cent collapse in potato yields.

Experts forecast that the Brussels regulation will also lead to the doubling of the price of the Brussels sprout – along with other brassica, vegetables and cereals.

British research by Cranfield University, carried out for the European Crop Protection Association, found that the legislation "could put another 10 per cent on the annual rate of food inflation".

All of this is bad enough but the real problem with the legislation is that it has continued the onward march of unreason as a principle of public authority.

It is dangerous to have public policy which is constituted on the basis of irrationality and laws that deliberately reject rationality for irrational fear-based concepts such as the precautionary principle.

Do click through and read the whole of Bruno Waterfield’s excellent commentary on the whole cluster-fuck that is EU ludicrousness, irrationality, bad science and fearmogering.

EUReferendum also keeps us up to date on this matter. It’s more serious than the apparently simple matter of pesticides, even if the risk of ruining our food security is a pretty alarming one.

AJ

Sketching the future

Asimov’s Hari Seldon, 20000 years in the future, took a lifetime to devise his PsychoHistory.

Presumably, 20000 years into the future, they didn’t have Excel, because I’ve knocked together something pretty workable this afternoon.

Here are some things I have in-store for humanity.

2009 Euro-elections: UKIP & BNP big gainers. Labour big fat fuck-faced losers.

Public opinion against Europe is hardening in the UK and will continue to do so – especially now we can’t go over to the Eurozone and lord it over them with our fat wallets anymore. A lot of plebs will decide they can’t afford to go to Europe in 2009 and they’ll resent it.

By then, the new limits on how much booze and tobacco we can bring home will probably have been implemented. Perhaps the weak pound will ameliorate the impact of that, or perhaps it will compound the resentment in people’s minds, at a time when everything is crap, they can’t even get cheap fags. After all, even with £1 = €1, fags are still significantly cheaper in most EU countries. Also, the restrictions on buying cheap booze in the UK, the mandatory ‘Alcohol Code’ introduced by Jacqui Smith, will be bearing down on us.

Few will care about the impact of European law and its empowerment of our own Police to tap our computers remotely, without a warrant. Or about the internal EU politics numptitude, though some may point at a time of recession to the obscene expenses and benefits the Euro-gravytrainers get.

Of course, by the time of these elections, in June, the campaign for the Irish re-run of the Lisbon referendum will be in swing, and that will make for interesting viewing – they’re have a new vote in October 2009, apparently. This will help to highlight to utter shiftiness of the whole EU bunch to the British public – not that this is assured by the dead-tree press and the BBBC. At least there’ll be the reminders that we didn’t get a vote at all.

UKIP will do well amongst those who are incensed by the EU, because they know that the Tories are not offering anything to Eurosceptics. The Tories will do well amongst people who believe that the most important thing is to kick Gordon Brown in the face. The wheels are in motion to mitigate against the rise of the BNP, with Hazel Blears ‘feeling the pain’ of people who live in towns that have been transformed into Muslim ghettos in a generation. So, the BNP will do well everywhere Hazel Blears shows up, with their supporters deciding it would be best if their whitest and brightest were sent to sit in a fishtank is Brussels for 5 years, unable to do a fucking thing against the steam-rolling Frogs and Krauts.

Always remember those who voted for the reduced alcohol and tobacco limits when voting:

In a knife-edge vote on Wednesday, 328 MEPs were in favour of the move and 319 were against the strict new guidelines for “personal consumption”.

Three out of 10 South East Euro-MPs, who represent Kent, voted in favour of the legislation, which could come into force in two years’ time – Caroline Lucas, po-faced cunt leader of the Green Party, hatchet-faced bitch Lib Dem Sharon Bowles and misery-spreading -communist-wanker Labour’s Peter Skinner.

Incidentally, I have found out that the approval of this measure was by 328 votes to 319 with 34 abstentions. But I’ve yet to work out who, other than the above purtian fuckheads voted for this measure, or abstained. What we do have is the list of UK MEPs.

One final group I haven’t considered: The AGW true-believers, who will become disillusioned with the EU, while Vaclav Klaus is in the chair with his finely-honed scepticism. They’ll all vote green, like the deluded Che bothering mongs that they are.

And further down the road, which I’ll talk about later.

2010 - Gordon Brown wins General election.

2011 – Mandatory Road Pricing Introduced.

2012/13 – Arnie becomes US President

2012-15 – Power Cuts in UK. Rioting, mass disorder and civil disobedience, complete social and economic collapse.

2015 – Norsefire win General Election

AJ

A tour de farce EU Parliament Mash-Up

This is worthy of anyone’s attention, and perfectly illustrates the EU in motion.

Watch it and weep.

I’m a libertarian at heart and may be attracted to the UK Libertarian Party in 2009, but what is much more likely is that in the European elections in 2009, I will be supporting UKIP.

AJ