Bitches failed to make sandwiches after England world cup exit

They just don’t get it, do they?

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Greater Manchester Police (GMP) recorded 353 incidents on June 27, when England suffered their humiliating 4-1 defeat against Germany.

It is the highest number recorded in a day so far this year, save New Year’s Day, the force said.

Kent Police said it witnessed a 400 per cent rise in cases of domestic abuse on the same day.

There were 26 offences reported in the south Kent area, compared to an average weekend total of six.

In an effort to foresee future outbreaks of sandwich-deficit related bitch-slapping, the police are now proposing monitoring into supermarket stock databases to identify fluctuations in purchases of Stella, bacon and bread.

AJ

About Al Jahom
Anti-social malcontent, misanthrope and miserable git.

2 Responses to Bitches failed to make sandwiches after England world cup exit

  1. DerekP says:

    GF/Wife: (switching telly channels before post-match analysis) “You’ve had your fun! Now I want some Eastenders.”

  2. nbc says:

    It must be time to add football to the banned list then.

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