… with a single bullet, then put me in a room with Gordon Brown and the guy who invented Lotus Notes, Gordo would walk away scot free.
Honestly, what kind of Stevie Wonder designed antediluvian cock-chafery is that?
Some admin types still eulogise about how clever the back end was. But that DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER if all your users resort to self-harming so they don’t have to spend another day tearing their fucking hair out.
User interface? Just fucking expose the API and give me a Mandarin keyboard, if it’ll make things easier.
So far today, I’m not convinced that waking up clean headed after 5 hours is any better than waking up with a hangover after 8 hours.
A fine start. Now I have to go to Nottingham.
AJ
Amen, brother!
Comment by Obnoxio The Clown — December 1, 2009 @ 8:38 am |
I disagree. Notes is of some small use. May I suggest you shoot Gordo first and beat the Notes designer to death with the butt of the gun. Win win for everybody!
Comment by Ethan — December 1, 2009 @ 9:47 am |
Shocking lack of imagination on your part. Use the gun to force to two to fight to the death, then shoot the survivor.
Comment by Constantly Furious — December 1, 2009 @ 10:45 am |
That’s the kind of lateral thinking I can appreciate :-)
Comment by Al Jahom — December 1, 2009 @ 2:46 pm |
Constantly furious – genius!
Comment by Ethan — December 1, 2009 @ 11:00 am |