Genius…

I don’t know if you ever heard of it, but for sometime there’s been a service whereby you can dial 2580 on a mobile phone, and play music to the phone for 30 secs.

Within a minute or so, you get a text telling you the title and artist details. It’s brilliant.

Well, there’s now a free app for the Google Android platform, called Shazam, which provides the same service over 3G.

It’s recognised everything I’ve thrown at it so far, with one solitary exception:

http://aljahom.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/primal-scream-therapy/

If you have a G1, Touch or Hero, give it a whirl.

AJ

Inglourious Basterds… A quick capsule review

If you haven’t seen it, why not?

It’s classic Tarantino, and Brad Pitt is just excellent.

There’s some great gore and some absolutely ROFLsome moments.

Look out for:

i) The Mike Myers cameo
ii) The bloke who looks like Rob Brydon
iii) The bloke who looks like David Cameron.

If you’ve seen it and you didn’t like it…. WTF?

AJ

UPDATE: there’s a rather more comprehensive review (with spoilers) here: http://jaredmobarakreviews.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/inglourious-basterds/

London Eye

If you’ haven’t been on it, why the hell not?

Okay – it took me nearly 10 years to get round to it, but what fucking great value it is!

Sadly, reflections in the glass of the pod make really good pics difficult to take.

Oh and if you do go to the Eye, get fast track tickets, or you’ll be queuing like it’s Alton Towers on a bank holiday Monday. And that makes you a bitch.

AJ

Bank holidays…

if you drive, your bank holiday is bound to be hindered by a bunch of these cunts.

Yes – caravans.  And this one is one of the ‘boss creatures’ of the caravanning world. One is able to make this determination, because this particular shed is being pulled by….

.. yes… a VOLVO! DIE CUNT.

I have no idea why these people feel compelled to drag a fibre-glass khazi round the sodding country, getting in everyone’s fucking way.

But that is quite simply all they do.

To this day, the funniest episode ever of Top Gear is the caravanning holiday.

End.

AJ

Nature Gawp 6…

On of our pecksters is missing….

I’d like to think that the third chick was indentified as male and re-homed… I hope.

Here’s a family pic, with speshul brudder in the background.

Recall, if you will, that on 21st June, the chicks looked like this:

The full series of pics in this longitudinal study are here: http://aljahom.wordpress.com/category/nature-gawp/

AJ

It’s been a while…

Arrrrrrrrrrghhhhh… That’s better…

Apart from 4 mins of desk drumming has left everything weighing less than a kilo smashed on the floor. Fucking cantilevered desks. :-#

AJ

UPDATE: In fact, I’m listening to the whole album (Psalm 69) and it’s rather sublime.

A victory worth savouring…

in the comments of this post…

Have that, you Bucky-guzzling caber-swallower. :oP

AJ

Disgusted of Bumcrack Wells…

Very disappointed to see the Spectator sucking that murdering communist’s cock in their leading article today (magazine).

They say:

Like his brothers, he exemplified his clan’s customary mix of vice and virtue, he was irrepressible and impossible to predict.

And, that he was:

a great playboy and drinker.

And, of course, like Cunto de Tutti Cunti, Blair,

a devout and practicing catholic.

They also say:

In 2006, Time Magazine named him as one of America’s ‘Ten Best Senators’, saying that he has ‘amassed a titanic record of legislation affecting the lives of virtually every man, woman and child in the country.’

All the muck and corruption aside, that, right there is what is fundamentally wrong with this and all the other Dead Kennedys. Interfering pecksniff cuntbaskets of the mould that became New Labia.

I got my subscription so cheaply, every issue I get delivered must be costing them money (£52 for 52 issues).

Otherwise, I’d be sorely tempted to cancel it.

As it is, I’ll settle for emailing the boy d’Ancona a link to this.

AJ

Apropos of nothing in particular…

These are a bunch of total and utter cunts.

AJ

Cunt o’the Day

Is this… and anyone else who drives one of these ludicrous pieces of shite.

I give you the Toyota Prius.

Even über-babe Mary-Louise Parker couldn’t make one of these seem hot, when it was ‘product placed’ in Weeds.

Smug, self-righteous, dawdling, pious, sanctimonious and, most importantly, quite quite wrong.

AJ

Paternity Leave…

Man up or fuck off out of my company, you pussy-whipped, whining little motherfuckers.

I hope your cabbage grows an extra head that looks like Harriet Harman, you cunt.

And don’t think I’ll pick up the fucking slack.

And as far as I’m concerned, if I ever have to work with you again, then for every time you show me a picture of your kids, I’ll show you one of my cats.

Every time you leave early or arrive late because of your kids, I’ll remember I have to take my cats to school, the dentist, playgroup, pole-dancing etc.

And when you swap your M3 for a Megane Scenic, I’ll laugh heartily. In your face, you blamanche brained cunt.

AJ

Class…

AJ

Another welcome back…

I suppose it’s silly season, so everyone who is officially silly has been on holiday.

Steve Shark has returned with a barnstorming couple of posts.

This is the real tour de f’arse though:

http://steveshark.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/road-tripping/

Click through, read and admire.

AJ

Funniest thing all day…

It really is great to have MummyLongLegs back with us…

…..pasties for patsies

Bakery firm in city freedom award.

Bakery firm Greggs is set to be awarded the honorary freedom of Newcastle.

…

Do read the whole thing.. it’s ROFLerous.

Of course, glorious Greggs got a mention the other day on this very vessel.

AJ

Solidarność

In solidarity with the absent, but not missed, Obo.

Cunt of the day:

Sorry Longrider – you bought a Spazwagon, mate. Don’t try and tell me a Saab estate won’t do what your SW does in terms of load carrying. :o)

AJ

Dilber… errr… WHAT THE FUCK???

Do you have any colleagues who are so bereft of inner-life that they pin Dilbert comics to the wall? Wait until they go to lunch, then swap them out for some of these:

See the rest here:

http://www.atypical.net/fun/dilbert/

AJ

H/T The Salted Slug

Nice to see MummyLongLegs back…

It’s not been the same without her tragicomic rantings :-)

That is all.

AJ

The sun’s back… thank fuck…

Something to lighten the mood then…

AJ

Topical…

AJ

Commie Yank Cocksucker Dead…

Big hairy deal.

Seems not all will be mourning as Chappaquiddick seems poised re-enter the public consciousness.

AJ