The workhouse… or the slurry pit?

I’m sure whatever crap graces the TV these days, my idea will fit right in.

1) Gather together people like this:

At the age of 14, Catherine Scott left her wealthy parents’ home to have a baby with a Big Issue seller.

Four years later, she has just had twins by another man more than twice her age.

As a result, she is demanding a better home from the council and more handouts so, she says, she can teach her children not to turn out like her.

Catherine Scott, 18, left, with partner Dean Evans, 40, their twins
Presley and Amber and Mr Evans’s ex-wife Susan Blake.

2) Put them in one of these:

3) Give them some of these:

4) Pay Per View Auction:

5) Last one standing in each round gets to the workhouse in one piece:

Any questions?

AJ